What is Butt Dust?

So once again my mom forwarded me an Email called 'What is Butt Dust?' haha. yes the title is weird. But when you read the following, you will see why this is asked! Kids say the silliest of things, but its always good to get a good laugh! Mine yesterday was when the Teacher came up to me laughing and said " Mom, shame on you for not feeding your daughter" I replied with " Huh? what do you mean?" she then proceeded to tell me that the day before, all the kids and teachers were talking about what they had eaten for dinner the night before, When they got around to Calleigh, and asked " Calleigh, What did you eat for dinner last night?" with a soft voice she answered, " I don't know, My mommy and daddy don't feed me." I was so embarrassed. immediately, I was saying," Well I can assure you that we feed our daughter. trust me, We feed her. EVERY-NIGHT!!!!" HAHAHAHA!!!! After me and the teachers got a good laugh out of it, She made sure they knew that we fed her, But thought it was funny for her to say and wanted to share! So, As silly as they can be and some of the Most UNTRUE remarks they make, sometimes all you can do is laugh! My daughter has been doing alot here lately. She asked and told my mother-in-law the other day ," Have you seen my mom's new bedding? It's White like yours!! She's a copycat" Really? Did she really???? haha. Not to mention, She cut her very own hair the other day! Wow, I wanted t scream, But her daddy was quick to tell me to Calm down because all kids do it. YES, I KNOW they do, But her bangs? Her Bangs???? I have been trying to grow those out for some time now and we were finally getting them LONG and she CHOPPED them off! haha. oh well. I love this child so much! She cracks me up at time and at others Makes me blush. haha. here's the email my mom sent me and Calleigh's New Hair cut! Enjoy!

Calleigh's New Hair Cut!

What Is Butt Dust??

What, you ask, is 'Butt dust'? Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3)

was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister... After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'

STEVEN (age 3)

hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'

BRITTANY (age 4)

had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'

SUSAN (age 4)

was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough..'

DJ (age 4)

stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried when his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'

TAMMY(age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'

JAMES (age 4)was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'.

Kids say the darnest things.....

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget...

This particular Sunday sermon....'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'

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